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A Talking Chair?! Preposterous.

Man (29) looking for Woman Hyannis, Michigan, United States

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Appearance

Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred

Education & Employment

Job TitleComfy Chair

Leisure & Fun

Favorite TV showsMetalocalypse, Pawn Stars
Favorite moviesHalloween, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Frankenstein (1933)
Favorite artistsMetallica, JS Bach, The Misfits

Personality

Always wanted to tryBeing human

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Goal in lifeto not be a chair